Mayor Richard M. Daley, the arrogant and corrupt mayor of Chicago (just like his dad), wants the gun owners of Illinois to appear before him in person to justify allowing them to continue to exercise the rights guaranteed under this.

Amendment II A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

I won’t be coming to Chicago, Richie – I wouldn’t even come at the summons of your father, who was a bigger and more competent thief than you are. But I will gladly give you an explanation of my need to have my gun.

I need it in the event that it becomes necessary to defend myself and my family against those who would do us harm or violate our rights – including uppity politicians who decide that the inalienable right to the means of self-defense may be revoked if they feel that we, the people don’t “need” our guns.

Sic semper tyrannis, asshole.