The failure to include me on the list is simply one more in a string of glaring oversights committee by People Magazine over the years. And now Salon has excluded me as well.

Our alternative to that annual Bible of Sexy -- with its catalog of lantern jaws, bulging biceps and Seacrest hair -- struck such a rich chord with you last year that it's back, and looks to be here for good. We've got 26 more men that, sure, are easy on the eyes, but who also unleash complicated emotions in us that we just have never been able to articulate. Until now.

The blow to my ego and self-esteem is almost crushing.

Surely this overweight, middle-aged, slightly balding blogger tops all of these clowns.