Gotta love this lede to a story from Georgia.

A former mayor found sitting naked and holding a beer at a Rabun County campsite told police he wasn’t the same naked man seen walking around earlier.

Mark Musselwhite, 43, said he was hot and had been in the creek, according to a Georgia Department of Natural Resources incident report. He apparently didn’t think he was doing anything wrong.

You know, claiming that it was some other naked guy doesn't seem to be a terribly effective strategy for avoiding arrest.

And what about mosquitoes?